Saturday, April 02, 2005

Am I Normal? Did Anyone Else Get Excited Over The 'Favorite Voice From An Animated Movie' Category?

Tonight the girls were watching the 'Nickelodeon Kids' Choice Awards' and I wasn't payin' it much mind, since I was busy washing dishes, and I didn't have that much interest in what would win for 'Favorite Video Game,' and what could there possibly be for me in a show whos main sponsor was 'Goldfish.'
As in CRACKERS.

That is, until Kira came in to tell me that they were giving out the award for 'Favorite Voice From An Animated Movie' and that the winner was Will Smith.
As in MY STALKER FANTASY.

So I bolted from the kitchen, my hands still covered in dishwater and soap and ran out to the living room just in time to see Will Smith accepting his award, and I grabbed the remote from Kira's hand so I could turn the volume up and hear his acceptance speech. For 'Favorite Voice From An Animated Movie.'

And, as I thought to myself, "All those lucky ten year olds sitting in the front row, sitting this close to Will Smith," I knew my daughters would be telling their friends, "Our mom got SO EXCITED when Will Smith won for 'Favorite Voice From An Animated Movie'."

Tell me, is this normal?

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3 comments:

  1. I think that you can consider yourself "okay" as long as it wasn't the animated character that you found attractive. But, if that wasn't the case then I think you should seek help.
    --from your NorCal Sistah

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  2. Please remove the blog including my name / negative comments. I no longer work for Snookies Cookies.

    Thank you.

    PS This is me asking politely

    Sheldon Horowitz

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  3. Sheldon,

    I removed your name, but not the negative comments regarding the service at Snookie's Cookies, which was entirely unsatisfactory.

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