Archive: Offspring

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Tuesday, November 1, 2005
When You Have A Blog You Can Make Up Words Like 'Halloweening'

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Wednesday, October 26, 2005
People, People Who Need People

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Wednesday, October 19, 2005
But I Like The Mini Babe Ruth Bars

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Thursday, October 13, 2005
Big Scary Things

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Tuesday, October 11, 2005
I Can't Wait To Put THIS On My Next Invitation

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September 27, 2005
To Prove It Hasn't Gone To My Head, You Don't Have To Call Me Madame President

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Sunday, September 18, 2005
When They're Teenagers And Telling Me They Hate Me, I'll Pull This Out

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Thursday, September 8, 2005
Promise You'll Write Me

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Wednesday, September 7, 2005
I Haven't Watched Cartoon Network For Forty Eight Hours

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Tuesday, August 23, 2005
Girls Who Scream

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Friday, August 5, 2005
My Day

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Friday, August 5, 2005
I Am Paranoid

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Friday, July 29, 2005
We Live In The Space Between Their Heartbeats

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Monday, July 18, 2005
It's Kiyomi's Birthday!

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Thursday, July 14, 2005
Should Scientists Discover That Bugs Have Feelings,
I'm Going To Feel Real Bad

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Saturday, July 9, 2005
Oh Say Can You See

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Thursday, June 30, 2005
Mommie Fully Loaded

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Monday, June 27, 2005
We Had A Bad Experience At The Library And I'm Sure As Hell Going To Tell You About It

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Friday, June 24, 2005
Oh The Fun To Be Had!!

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Friday, June 10, 2005
Notice To Man In Ralphs: I Am, Though Uninformed About the Appearance Of Jicama, Neither Single Nor Desperate.

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Saturday, June 4, 2005
Dance Little Sisters Dance

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Monday, May 30, 2005
Freezer Motor And Defroster: $395
ER Visit: $500
Being Able To Mention 'Butt Crack' At Least Once In Your Blog: Priceless

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Tuesday, May 24, 2005
If I Was A Man I Would Have .00001 Balls

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Thursday, May 19, 2005
I Just Had To Share This

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Friday, May 13, 2005
Dear God When Is Your Father Getting Home??!!

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Saturday, April 30, 2005
Me And My Homies Hangin' In Our Crib

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Tuesday, April 26, 2005
One Bad Apple Don't Spoil The Whole Bunch, Girl

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Friday, April 22, 2005
The Cranky Lady Declares It Was Worth It

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Thursday, April 21, 2005
Slumber Party Countdown: T-1 Day

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Tuesday, April 19, 2005
Forty Eight Round Blobs Of Happiness

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Monday, April 18, 2005
Slumber Party Countdown: T-5 Days

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Friday, April 15, 2005
Slumber Party Countdown: T-7 Days

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Wednesday, April 13, 2005
Kira, Finally A Blog Post Mommy Will Let You Read

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Tuesday, March 29, 2005
Conversation Before Bed With An 8-Year Old

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Tuesday, March 29, 2005
Conversation Before Bed With A 6-Year Old

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Monday, March 28, 2005
The Well-Balanced Meal Is SO Overrated

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Sunday, March 27, 2005
Happy Easter

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Wednesday, March 23, 2005
We're Gonna Party Like It's 1996

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Monday, March 21, 2005
All You Mothers Out There Don't Tell Me You Haven't Thought Of This Yourself

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Tuesday, March 8, 2005
What Are Friends For?

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Monday, March 7, 2005
Remember Children, It's Not Important Whether You Win Or Lose...Oh, Wait - YES IT IS!

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Sunday, March 6, 2005
Cheeto Nation

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Friday, March 4, 2005
Things My Daughters Have Said To Me Recently

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Thursday, February 24, 2005
Pixie Dust & Moonbeams

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Saturday, February 19, 2005
Take A Chance And You Should Know

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