Thursday, May 19, 2005

I Just Had To Share This

Kiyomi is sick and stayed home from school today, and I would like to blame the following on the Children's Tylenol for fueling her wacky thoughts, but those of you who know Kiyomi will recognize that she says stuff like this ALL THE TIME.

I was making her lunch when she came up to me and said she had "something to tell me." I braced myself for a revealing of a schoolyard crush, or perhaps (and, again, for good reason for those of you who know Kiyomi) the confession of a midnight liquor store theft with an outlaw girl gang while Rigel and I slept unsuspecting in our beds.

Instead she said "Mommy, you know, after I eat Chinese Food For Dinner? And the next morning, when I fart, it smells like rotten Chinese food."

This family, we're a bunch of thinkers.

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1 comment:

  1. The apple doesn't fall far from the tree.


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