And Another Thing
Five bags of Oreos (Double Stuf)
Two bottles of Hawaiian Punch
Doritos
Fritos
Ruffles
Trix
Twenty cans of soup (estimate)
Fifty packages of Oscar Meyer wieners (estimate)
Four gallons chocolate mint ice cream (I counted these)
Two packages of toilet paper (double rolls)
Pillsbury Grands! Biscuits
What the eff are you doing in the '10 Items or Less' line? Can you count? Do you care? What planet are you from? Who are you people? Do you come in peace? Are you the same person in front of me in line at Starbucks who orders TWENTY FREAKING CAPPUCINNOS?
Still, hugs for everyone! And Double Stufs!
Archive File: Cranky
Maybe if it is the same item in large quantities it only counts as one. Did you read the fine print listed under the "10 Items or Less" light?
ReplyDeleteI know that person - he shops at my safeway in berkeley too -
ReplyDeleteI think sometimes that this would not bother me if I was 25 years old - instead of 50 -
No, It bothered me then too !!! -
but now like you I am really bothered (!!!!!) after 25 years of suffering this fool - Call the police!!!!!!
Bettter yet buy a Squirting gag microphone (ala the prank Tom Cruise Red Carpet interview) and tell him you want to interview a self important little pin head about his height, weight and age for FOX News (cable) then squirt the hell out of him and run away - thats what I would do... no, actually I am too big of a chicken to do that - I actually have to read your blog to excise my darker side... muwahaha!!!!
Oh, and thanks for the hug- your soooo sweet...
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