Hello, blog are you there? It's me Marsha. I haven't been here for awhile, since I'm busy writing stories about teens over at Mom.me. I promise to get back here soon and tidy things up, but until then please visit me over there for riveting stories about teen angst, parties, tattoos and the odd celeb or two.
That Time My Teen Daughter Got a Tattoo
I remember
watching a show years ago on MTV about extreme fans, and there was an episode that
featured a 14-year-old that was obsessed with Gwen Stefani. One scene showed
this girl's parents taking her to a salon to have her hair dyed pink, just like
Gwen's. My daughters were toddlers at the time, and I recall thinking all
sorts of judgmental thoughts about these parents—what kind of monsters let
their kid do that to their hair? If I wasn't so busy making homemade baby food
and washing my cloth diapers by hand, I would have called
CPS immediately.
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14 Times I Was Paranoid About My Teens
I admit it. I might be just a little
paranoid when it comes to parenting my two teens. Given even the most innocent
of situations, I will almost always go to the worst-case, glass half-empty,
psycho-with-the-chainsaw scenario. Surprisingly, my kids have turned out pretty
good even though my daughter did think someone had planted a bomb in her teddy
bear when she was 6. Of course, I cut that thing open just to make sure.
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8 Teen Life Hacks Moms Could Use Right Now
In case you
haven't noticed, your teen is an expert when it comes to figuring out ways to
make life easier for themselves. While my first instinct is to get mad when I
find out they're pretending not to know how to change the toilet paper roll,
I've come to look at these acts as pure genius and have decided to try and use
these to make my life easier, too.
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How Do Your Kids Act When You're Not Around?
When my
daughter was in kindergarten they had a weekly "share day" when each
child
could bring something to school—a book, stuffed animal, favorite toy—and
spend a few minutes showing it off to their classmates. After one of the
days I
missed, I got a call from a parent who was there. She said she knew,
as a mom, that we always wondered how our kids did when they weren't
under the
watchful eye of their parents, and she wanted to let me know how
impressed she was with my kid's presentation that day. I was happy to
hear it and a bit relieved—you never know what kind of mayhem can go
down when a 5-year-old gets center
stage.
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17 Ways to Know You Were a Teen in the '80s
Do you find it impossible to
part with your fur vest? Can't dance unless Parliament Funkadelic is on
the
turntable? Then you were probably a teen in the '80s. Sure, this is
admitting you're
kind of old, but think how jealous everyone is that you got to see the
original "A-Team" on your television set—even if you did have to keep
getting up to
change the channel and adjust the foil on the antennae.
I'm not saying being a teen
in the '80s was the best thing in the world, but we were the first ones to
dance to
Madonna's "Holiday" in a club. OK, maybe it really was the best
thing in the world.
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Why Your Teen Broke Down Over Zayn Malik
Has your teen been crying more than
usual in the past week? Unable to eat, clutching her pillow and sobbing "Come
back come back" while "Story of My Life" plays on an endless loop in the
background? She may just be reacting to the news that Zayn Malik has left One
Direction. Yes, I know it's already been seven whole days since the horrible
event, but when the entire Universe comes crashing down and the earth stops
spinning on its axis, it takes a while to recover.
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9 Reasons Teens Are Better Than Toddlers
Teens get
such a bad rap, especially from people with young kids. I keep hearing friends
say, "Ugh, I'm dreading the teen years," and they're usually saying this as
they're wiping gobs of baby spit-up off of their arms.
Well, I'm
here to tell you that teens are actually better than toddlers, and here are a
few reasons why.
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When my
daughter was in kindergarten they had a weekly "share day" when each
child
could bring something to school—a book, stuffed animal, favorite toy—and
spend a few minutes showing it off to their classmates. After one of the
days I
missed, I got a call from a parent who was there. She said she knew,
as a mom, that we always wondered how our kids did when they weren't
under the
watchful eye of their parents, and she wanted to let me know how
impressed she was with my kid's presentation that day. I was happy to
hear it and a bit relieved—you never know what kind of mayhem can go
down when a 5-year-old gets center
stage. Read more...
