Baaaaa-d.
There are days when the words flow freely. I have moments when the ideas emerge in bursts of clarity. There are times when my thoughts are effortlessly interpreted into words and then develop into a coherent, thought-provoking essay or discourse that I hope will ultimately both entertain and inform. And then there are days when I know that no matter how hard I try, no matter how deep I dig, I will never be able to come up with something as good as this:
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Hey, you Play...You Pay.
ReplyDeleteMy fav? "I heard the goat make a loud noise"
Wives across the world are laughing at that. It is the goat equivilent of the midnight nudge in the back.
I think I know that goat....
ReplyDeleteGood it is about time there be some freakin' justice so the goat boy cannot pull the, "I'll call you tomorrow" routine or "how 'bout we get together and I bring you some nice grain and grass tomorrow for dinner" and never show up. Sure you pull on her horns a few times ... do your business and never call again, but it simply isn't right. It is time justice is served by our local council of elders. Is this hearing on public access?
ReplyDeleteHmm ... I wonder who they've hired to play the reception. Perhaps "Kid" Rock ... holy crap that was the worst pun ever.
ReplyDeleteReally, you're right, who could make this crap up?
"...to do his nonsense on my goat..."
ReplyDeleteThat line killed me. Too funny!
Does anyone else hear the theme for The Loveboat playing? It's just me, then? Okay.
ReplyDeleteOh, I SO needed this right now. Thank you for sharing.
ReplyDeleteHey, let's hope that was the goat's sentiment as well. (although the "loud noise" bit kinda insinuates that... maybe not.)
Heather: You mean "Hell hath no fury like a woman horned?"
ReplyDeleteGod, stop with the puns already.
MFortune: Maybe he'll play "I Got You Baaaabe."
Seriously, that was my last one.
Well now that I've seen that, I can start my day. As soon as I wipe the coffee off of my screen.
ReplyDeleteI wonder if Sudan recognizes this union thereby allowing goat to obtain access to the Mister's medical benefits.
ReplyDelete$125 for a wife? pretty good bargain. Hoopefully it's not a model that.... na-aaags a lot.
(what, you guys got to)
um, ewwww.
ReplyDeleteand "he fell of the back of the goat, and I captured and tied him up." seems like the neighbor might have been quite jealous...
my boss asked about this as I had it printed out on my desk so I had to show him. he asked me to email him a copy so he could pass along to his buddy, a company mucky muck. (I copied into a word doc)
ReplyDeleteI think this story just won some popularity points. thanks.
Jen: Violated goats everywhere are nodding their heads in approval.
ReplyDeleteOh my god. I only have one thing to add, they just crossed the line on things people should know about others.
ReplyDeleteAHAHA That's so great! Thank you for the good laughola.
ReplyDeleteMy favorite part is the black stripe across the goat's eyes to protect her identity. Like all the goats in church are going to judge her or something. Who are they to judge?
ReplyDeleteThese are the kinds of stories that make life worth living, don't you think?
If you scroll down in my "Freaks of Nature" blog, you will find this man's child named "Goat Boy"
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