Comments on sweatpantsmom: One Step Away From A Hairnet And A Housecoat.

Assless chaps.You are hilarious.

2007-04-20T18:10:00.000-07:00

Assless chaps.

You are hilarious.

you're so funny!my daughter recently started nurse...

2007-04-17T09:19:00.000-07:00

you're so funny!
my daughter recently started nursery school + i'd stay awhile for her to get comfortable + the teacher had my husband + me in for a chat + said maybe my husband should bring her + stay awhile, so it would be easier for my daughter to "separate" from me. my husband has a theory that the school doesn't want me there freaking the kids out + the other parents, because i only have

Hell, I'm doing good if I can put on real shoes an...

2007-04-17T09:04:00.000-07:00

Hell, I'm doing good if I can put on real shoes and not just wear my slippers.

I vote for buying a longer coat.

Oh wow. I do the same thing -- find yoga pants and...

2007-04-16T06:51:00.000-07:00

Oh wow. I do the same thing -- find yoga pants and t-s I can sleep in and then wake up drive a child to school, and purposefully avoid the coffee so I can come home and go back to bed! (On Tues and Thurs mornings.)

Yes, I'm pretty sure I love you! heehee

since i eat, drink and sleep in sweatpants a varie...

2007-04-13T14:10:00.000-07:00

since i eat, drink and sleep in sweatpants a variety of long t-shirts,my dilemma comes from wearing these "uniforms" several days in a row.

i fool myself into thinking if i throw on a hat or different shoes, no one will notice that i wore the same wrinkled, stained outfit yesterday.

i personally like my oblivious little world.

..."halter top and ass-less chaps." That made my t...

2007-04-12T14:38:00.000-07:00

..."halter top and ass-less chaps." That made my three year old ask what was so funny...I said, "Assless chaps, Asher. assless chaps! She is hilarious."

Parents still think I'm the older sister and not the momma. That's how I get out of things, playing the teen mom card. :)

I wore my pajamas to the drug store once to pick u...

2007-04-12T12:52:00.000-07:00

I wore my pajamas to the drug store once to pick up some cough syrup, and it was like a scene from a bad teen movie. I ran into (I'm not kidding) the guy I was madly in love with in college.

I looked just lovely with my red nose and flannel outfit.

Lesson learned.

Just tell the girls you sleep naked. That will get...

2007-04-12T11:54:00.000-07:00

Just tell the girls you sleep naked. That will get them off your case.

I have just been thinking about my grandma and her...

2007-04-12T08:40:00.000-07:00

I have just been thinking about my grandma and her housecoats...I mean what a great plan, right? Give me another few years, I'll be right there with her!

I am KNOWN for showing up in the winter, long coat...

2007-04-11T20:21:00.000-07:00

I am KNOWN for showing up in the winter, long coat overtop, pyjamas underneath.

Lipstick on mind you because I am that kind of crazy. Goes great with smudgy mascara.

I haven't started embarrassing my girls yet. Obvio...

2007-04-11T17:59:00.000-07:00

I haven't started embarrassing my girls yet. Obviously one truly does not fulfill one's motherly duties until you can play the "I'll wear my PJs in public missy" card!

hee hee! just write an advice book & sell it to O...

2007-04-11T17:31:00.000-07:00

hee hee! just write an advice book & sell it to Oprah or something. ;P

Not to give you anymore bad habits, but let me sha...

2007-04-11T17:17:00.000-07:00

Not to give you anymore bad habits, but let me share MY secret weapon - house slippers that can go outside. I'll be damned if they aren't so beautiful I could probably wear them out to dinner.

But that would be just sad.

-annie

Assless chaps! hahahahaha. Hey, you probably cou...

2007-04-11T16:53:00.000-07:00

Assless chaps! hahahahaha. Hey, you probably could get away with that look AND the sleep/shirt if you had a longer jacket. Something to think about.

Alright, since reading the comments on this post I...

2007-04-11T14:58:00.000-07:00

Alright, since reading the comments on this post I am certain the goggle searchs for "assless chaps" are going to be up, WAY way up.

I drove Trent to school once in my bathrobe with my nightgown underneath. We were way late for some reason. The crossing guard opened the door for Trent, took one look at me and said, "WELL, Good morning to you Mommy". I just mumbled something about the

The last time I drove the boys to school in my pyj...

2007-04-11T14:24:00.000-07:00

The last time I drove the boys to school in my pyjamas, I was flagged down by the Principal.

Lesson learned!

ps. I get the whole birthday party stuff. What measures must we go to NOT to be the parent others ask for help? The assless chaps just may work . . .

Carrie

Too funny! Now I'm envisioning moms showing up in ...

2007-04-11T12:36:00.000-07:00

Too funny! Now I'm envisioning moms showing up in halters and ass-less chaps. Ewww... :)

That whole business of being drafted to the Helper...

2007-04-11T12:31:00.000-07:00

That whole business of being drafted to the Helper Parent sucks big donkey dick. (to, um, use the vernacular...wait, maybe you could just use that phrase a lot...then watch the demands on your time melt away).

I sleep in track pants, which then translate well to daylight. Just a tip.

I, for some reason, have always hated getting dres...

2007-04-11T12:24:00.000-07:00

I, for some reason, have always hated getting dressed in respectable outfits. Casual Friday is the best thing that has ever happened in my work life. I relish weekends where I don't have to wear real pants or a bra.

I've always been like this too... I remember when my mom would try (to no avail) to talk me out of wearing my pajamas to school on gym days. My rationale: why wear real

Half pajama maneuver, it sounds almost chic with a...

2007-04-11T12:17:00.000-07:00

Half pajama maneuver, it sounds almost chic with a name. I want to get dressed in the morning but can't drag my lazy arse out of bed any earlier.

I am pretty sure that your pajama wear is the heig...

2007-04-11T09:48:00.000-07:00

I am pretty sure that your pajama wear is the height of current fashion because I see young girls in my neighborhood wearing their PJ's thoughout the day -- shopping at the mall, going to the market, and, of course, getting Starbucks Coffee. Of course, the downside is that you can't keep telling Kiyomi that she can't were her "day" clothes to bed which seems to be her current habit.

My problem is no other parent driving for playdate...

2007-04-11T08:31:00.000-07:00

My problem is no other parent driving for playdates. My kids' classmates are really spread out and some kids are an hour round trip but I seem to be the only one that drives. Maybe I need to toss some empty liquor bottles around and borrow your fanny pack. And the assless chaps. Just because they sound like fun.

You have an idea there. assless chaps and birthda...

2007-04-11T08:15:00.000-07:00

You have an idea there. assless chaps and birthday parties!

Thank you. I will treasure this advice and remembe...

2007-04-11T07:57:00.000-07:00

Thank you. I will treasure this advice and remember it for future use.

Going out now to buy my assless chaps!

I find it ODD, WEIRD and downright RUDE that anoth...

2007-04-11T07:10:00.000-07:00

I find it ODD, WEIRD and downright RUDE that another mother would ask you to stay and help out at her kids party!!!!

Really, if she needs help, that is what the DADS are for, and what relatives or close friends are for. If she needed help she should have that set up already. You do not corner a parent to help!?

As a matter of fact I always got pissed at the over-protective