tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9841971.post116538677637406062..comments2024-03-12T00:36:02.830-07:00Comments on sweatpantsmom: Don't Even Think About Getting Me That Knitted Toaster Cover.sweatpantsmomhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02501471972355692992noreply@blogger.comBlogger32125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9841971.post-1165957576773230602006-12-12T13:06:00.000-08:002006-12-12T13:06:00.000-08:00You are hilarious. One Christmas -before we were ...You are hilarious. One Christmas -before we were married- my husband bought me.....and I am not lying....a CASE of oil and an ice scraper for my car. WHAT? Oil for my car? He told me he knew I needed it. I call this desperate shopping on Christmas Eve.<BR/><BR/>I can't believe I married him.....Kimhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17630641724969094923noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9841971.post-1165801688448585352006-12-10T17:54:00.000-08:002006-12-10T17:54:00.000-08:00Do you have any idea what a pain it's going to be,...Do you have any idea what a pain it's going to be, trying to return that knitted tea cozy with the face of Ralph Macchio as the Karate Kid that I got for you this year? So, you don't want the "Wax on, wax off" t-shirt either, I suppose? Just where is your sense of cultural heritage? ;P<BR/><BR/>Love the list.<BR/><BR/>Our first Christmas together my husband bought me Star Trek action figures. Best not to ask.K.https://www.blogger.com/profile/04650831310658205416noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9841971.post-1165801407000368712006-12-10T17:50:00.000-08:002006-12-10T17:50:00.000-08:00Do you have any idea what a pain it's going to be,...Do you have any idea what a pain it's going to be, trying to return that knitted tea cozy with the face of Ralph Macchio as the Karate Kid that I got for you this year? So, you don't want the "Wax on, wax off" t-shirt either, I suppose? :P<BR/><BR/>Love the list.K.https://www.blogger.com/profile/04650831310658205416noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9841971.post-1165639500495903652006-12-08T20:45:00.000-08:002006-12-08T20:45:00.000-08:00Awesome tips. #5 made me laugh out loud. I'd pay t...Awesome tips. #5 made me laugh out loud. I'd pay to see a pic of you modeling all of your cat accessories!Lisahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08527762200993175239noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9841971.post-1165635485196804762006-12-08T19:38:00.000-08:002006-12-08T19:38:00.000-08:00This list is a godsend. Shopping and I don't go to...This list is a godsend. Shopping and I don't go together in the same sentence. I'm the kind of person who gives a housecoat when someone hints about needing a robe.<BR/><BR/>Thanks for the tips!Catherinehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00234102836517506471noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9841971.post-1165608794440281062006-12-08T12:13:00.000-08:002006-12-08T12:13:00.000-08:00yeah. my mum and dad are coming this christmas, an...yeah. my mum and dad are coming this christmas, and she has suggested "how about no big presents--just stockings." and I was all, like, "OK!"<BR/><BR/>Now I am wondering what in the hell a 62 year old man would like Santa to bring him that's stocking sized and not utter crap.gingajoyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01356643079413822527noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9841971.post-1165561240694762842006-12-07T23:00:00.000-08:002006-12-07T23:00:00.000-08:00Okay, you're funny. Yea, avoid bedroom shots whil...Okay, you're funny. Yea, avoid bedroom shots while exchanging gifts at a family gathering. Ha!Scribbithttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03178711182424809035noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9841971.post-1165554957551029262006-12-07T21:15:00.000-08:002006-12-07T21:15:00.000-08:00i take it you would have realllyyy loved the chia ...i take it you would have realllyyy loved the chia pet herb garden my husband gave me a few years ago. no? i really didn't care for it either or perhaps the harlequin snowdome that played the theme song from "ice castles?" (all a true story!)<BR/><BR/>score! i win on truly bad gifts from your significant other that you can't regift to another soul alive....Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9841971.post-1165545677794106552006-12-07T18:41:00.000-08:002006-12-07T18:41:00.000-08:00#13 cracked me up! Funny list.#13 cracked me up! Funny list.MJ Tamhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11464172189697890991noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9841971.post-1165540454981708322006-12-07T17:14:00.000-08:002006-12-07T17:14:00.000-08:00I love 14!!!I love 14!!!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9841971.post-1165539692738783442006-12-07T17:01:00.000-08:002006-12-07T17:01:00.000-08:00Oh, #12 has given me an idea. I'll now be buying a...Oh, #12 has given me an idea. I'll now be buying a a brand new sub-zero fridge for a good friend of mine...Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9841971.post-1165528851103636762006-12-07T14:00:00.000-08:002006-12-07T14:00:00.000-08:00Damn, no ebola? Now what will I get her? Any ideas...Damn, no ebola? Now what will I get her? <BR/><BR/>Any ideas are appreciated.Mom101https://www.blogger.com/profile/15468524489744839899noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9841971.post-1165526041040256972006-12-07T13:14:00.000-08:002006-12-07T13:14:00.000-08:00"im sorry you hated the mauve sequined, beaded ve..."im sorry you hated the mauve sequined, beaded vest. So much for hand made gifts. I won't do it again.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9841971.post-1165517828283594792006-12-07T10:57:00.000-08:002006-12-07T10:57:00.000-08:00I love this list!!! And for those people out ther...I love this list!!! And for those people out there who "bought one for themselves so they knew you'd love it", what the hell? <BR/><BR/>Carriecarriehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04038972194323564240noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9841971.post-1165514570685764512006-12-07T10:02:00.000-08:002006-12-07T10:02:00.000-08:00"6. When giving an item of clothing to a female fr..."6. When giving an item of clothing to a female friend, never buy it in her actual size, always at least two sizes smaller than she wears even if you know it will be an inconvenience for her to return it. She will think you see her as thin, which is important to all good friendships."<BR/><BR/>Oh!!! Finally!! Now I understand the female brain... Excuse while I blow up the top of my head.<BR/><BR/>Just kidding. But this explains a lot of the dissapointed looks I've been given throughout all my life over thoughfull gifts.James Wolfensteinhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08031255153342501209noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9841971.post-1165511618325673872006-12-07T09:13:00.000-08:002006-12-07T09:13:00.000-08:00Every single one is hilarious. I especially love t...Every single one is hilarious. I especially love the stereotypical ethnic gifts. I've never experienced that. Being of Northern European stock I don't know what I would get--some boiled potatoes? Lutefisk?Pieceshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05619566335420317942noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9841971.post-1165507368400890932006-12-07T08:02:00.000-08:002006-12-07T08:02:00.000-08:00I'm so sad you didn't like the life-size panda wal...I'm so sad you didn't like the life-size panda wall clock I gave you.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9841971.post-1165498414579082532006-12-07T05:33:00.000-08:002006-12-07T05:33:00.000-08:00I agree there should be a Sweatpantsmom fan club, ...I agree there should be a Sweatpantsmom fan club, I think I just found the perfect rename for my blog.Khttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09427175530813402719noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9841971.post-1165494799918803442006-12-07T04:33:00.000-08:002006-12-07T04:33:00.000-08:00If I may add a certain type of gits you should not...If I may add a certain type of gits you should not give to a person, unless you KNOW etc. <BR/><BR/>Do not give somebody something for their younameit-collection, if you are not sure wether they indeed are collecting it.<BR/><BR/>One friend gave me a Pope JP II book once, since then I've recieved all sorts of Pope JP II items (dvd, callender, portraits, postcards); because apparently *something* happend in everybodys heads after seeing the book on my shelf; it made all of my friends and visitors think for some reason I collect all sorts Pope JP II items. <BR/><BR/>Yesterday a friend of mine returned from a trip to Mexico (we both live in Holland), she told me walked a market in some small Mexican town and saw a portrait-flipside-mirror of JP II 'It made me think of you so I had to buy it for you!'Marthahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05971054090232302459noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9841971.post-1165468493090324062006-12-06T21:14:00.000-08:002006-12-06T21:14:00.000-08:00Man, I needed this list before buying my brother t...Man, I needed this list before buying my brother the 'Zen Potato' kit!dennishttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14328680068431185409noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9841971.post-1165458632221620022006-12-06T18:30:00.000-08:002006-12-06T18:30:00.000-08:00You are good.My sister specialises in gifts so rel...You are good.<BR/><BR/>My sister specialises in gifts so relentlessly dreadful that even though I steel myself every year for what is to come I still find myself close to tears once the paper and gift have fallne from my limp defeated grasp. <BR/><BR/>I am a grown man, I don't even want a present and STILL what she buys me is bad enough to wound at a level hidden beyond the sub-conscious. She is a genius.Moobshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10432830480757383871noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9841971.post-1165447173069129172006-12-06T15:19:00.000-08:002006-12-06T15:19:00.000-08:00too funny!too funny!Shellyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02860907200379863018noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9841971.post-1165441560456633092006-12-06T13:46:00.000-08:002006-12-06T13:46:00.000-08:00I love this list. Especially #6 - I must get the w...I love this list. Especially #6 - I must get the word out to all my girlfriends.<BR/><BR/>-annieAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9841971.post-1165434548782955552006-12-06T11:49:00.000-08:002006-12-06T11:49:00.000-08:00I fucking love this list. But I guess I need to t...I fucking love this list. But I guess I need to take back the 20 copies of Patch Adams I bought for everyone. It's really a shame, such a good flick.Melissahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13300779669186694151noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9841971.post-1165429447736970072006-12-06T10:24:00.000-08:002006-12-06T10:24:00.000-08:00Why isn't there a Sweatpantsmom fan club? Seriousl...Why isn't there a Sweatpantsmom fan club? Seriously. I won't be happy until I see your face on the cover of the comedian's version of "Teen Beat." If they have one.Jess Rileyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06987689969282168406noreply@blogger.com