tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9841971.post115956994988312192..comments2024-03-12T00:36:02.830-07:00Comments on sweatpantsmom: She Says Potato, I Say Pootie-Tang!sweatpantsmomhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02501471972355692992noreply@blogger.comBlogger43125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9841971.post-1160542760462286692006-10-10T21:59:00.000-07:002006-10-10T21:59:00.000-07:00OMG -- That's funny!!OMG -- That's funny!!Creative-Type Dadhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13594687030412942701noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9841971.post-1160334941180327692006-10-08T12:15:00.000-07:002006-10-08T12:15:00.000-07:00LOL!!!LOL!!!BlondeBronyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09053308791826914780noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9841971.post-1160087513601119502006-10-05T15:31:00.000-07:002006-10-05T15:31:00.000-07:00Hilarious!! I mean...HOlarious!Hilarious!! I mean...HOlarious!Mom101https://www.blogger.com/profile/15468524489744839899noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9841971.post-1160019228703062192006-10-04T20:33:00.000-07:002006-10-04T20:33:00.000-07:00There have been so many "close calls" with the boy...There have been so many "close calls" with the boys in our house too -- and wouldn't you know it, when my oldest (9 1/2) breaks out the hard question of how the sperm gets to the egg, my husband was working. It wasn't that bad. I covered the basics, I didn't embarrass him, I told him about "wet dreams" so that he'd let me know if the sheets were dirty before I accidentally found them. I said if he had questions, Daddy would be happy to answer them later. He was fine with all of that, said it was "very interesting". But I felt so bad for him afterward, like something had changed and he was no longer my baby. Yeah, that and he said George W. Bush was his favorite non-family member person, yup that's not my baby anymore!<BR/><BR/>Hang in there, it'll be better than you think! ;0)<BR/><BR/>Carriecarriehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04038972194323564240noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9841971.post-1160013719681933002006-10-04T19:01:00.000-07:002006-10-04T19:01:00.000-07:00That's way cute! How lovely that it turned out to...That's way cute! How lovely that it turned out to be so innocent. "The talk" could have gone in so many different ways on that one.Perstephonehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01087972919822567590noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9841971.post-1160009031482670552006-10-04T17:43:00.000-07:002006-10-04T17:43:00.000-07:00Oh gosh, that's too funny! ;)Oh gosh, that's too funny! ;)Rowenahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10225913008564622617noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9841971.post-1159996058975883442006-10-04T14:07:00.000-07:002006-10-04T14:07:00.000-07:00awesome...what's a ho/e?I once asked, "Dad, what's...awesome...what's a ho/e?<BR/><BR/>I once asked, "Dad, what's a chastity belt?" And I remember jsut asking out of nowhere because I had heard the term (probably in soem weird mel Brooks-like flick, so old enough to figure out what "chaste" was.) But I also remeber the look on his face, and teh laughter that ensued. And the belt motion around the groin area as he tried to keep his shit together.<BR/><BR/>Yes, ladies, the man raised a moron.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9841971.post-1159927921104050882006-10-03T19:12:00.000-07:002006-10-03T19:12:00.000-07:00I'm not looking forward to "the talk" but I have q...I'm not looking forward to "the talk" but I have quite a while- so I'll be coming back for pointers!Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13153813792289640964noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9841971.post-1159912131548391402006-10-03T14:48:00.000-07:002006-10-03T14:48:00.000-07:00Too funny!Too funny!Ruth Dynamitehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06161626814106717754noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9841971.post-1159909216626812272006-10-03T14:00:00.000-07:002006-10-03T14:00:00.000-07:00Those kids of yours are priceless!I can't wait for...Those kids of yours are priceless!<BR/><BR/>I can't wait for the next instalment :)Marcia (123 blog)https://www.blogger.com/profile/15581613927187600748noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9841971.post-1159898717592342192006-10-03T11:05:00.000-07:002006-10-03T11:05:00.000-07:00Let us know who blushes more: you or her when the ...Let us know who blushes more: you or her when the talk finally happens. ;)<BR/><BR/>I've been through mine so I can giggle.Christina_the_wenchhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05598553041985465271noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9841971.post-1159889409684094892006-10-03T08:30:00.000-07:002006-10-03T08:30:00.000-07:00My son came home all upset because one of the boys...My son came home all upset because one of the boys in his class said that he (the boy) wanted to "get with" one of the girls... <BR/><BR/>Jake didn't really know what "get with" meant, but he could tell by the way it was said that it was meant to be dirty... (or, dirrrrty if you are Xtina Aguilera)<BR/><BR/>I guess we have to have <B>the talk</B> as well...<BR/><BR/>Could you just videotape yours and I'll play it back?Kristinhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15120658117796151128noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9841971.post-1159886774308961912006-10-03T07:46:00.000-07:002006-10-03T07:46:00.000-07:00Reminds me of when my sister asked what a virgin w...Reminds me of when my sister asked what a virgin was and my mother, who hated any talk of sex or body parts, told her that it was soil that hadn't been plowed or used for planting yet. Thank God your kid REALLY WAS asking about dirt and tools.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9841971.post-1159882396327334212006-10-03T06:33:00.000-07:002006-10-03T06:33:00.000-07:00***LOL***That is why we as parents must NEVER make...***LOL***<BR/>That is why we as parents must NEVER make assumptions about something that comes out of our children's mouths! Hahahaha....this was so funny, though!The Domesticatorhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08333326286672903879noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9841971.post-1159878729103900182006-10-03T05:32:00.000-07:002006-10-03T05:32:00.000-07:00*snort*Ho! Ha! I needed that laugh. Thanks!*snort*<BR/><BR/>Ho! Ha! <BR/><BR/>I needed that laugh. Thanks!Chicky Chicky Babyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18056206889322232109noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9841971.post-1159851573969334702006-10-02T21:59:00.000-07:002006-10-02T21:59:00.000-07:00Wait, Nancy: don't you mean "ScareHos?" mwah-wah! ...Wait, Nancy: don't you mean "ScareHos?" mwah-wah! (Couldn't resist.)<BR/><BR/>Man, next thing you know she'll be wanting to know what a rake is. And then you'll have to tell her about Prince Harry's latest public foible.Jess Rileyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06987689969282168406noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9841971.post-1159840085325957132006-10-02T18:48:00.000-07:002006-10-02T18:48:00.000-07:00Great post: girl.imp now wants to take showers wit...Great post: girl.imp now wants to take showers with boy.imp (until now both hated showers) so she can 'play with 'boy.imp's' ting-ting'<BR/><BR/>I can seriously rethink this not being single thing...<BR/><BR/>So, what does 'I put my thang down flip it an reverse it' mean????dennishttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14328680068431185409noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9841971.post-1159839120758159262006-10-02T18:32:00.000-07:002006-10-02T18:32:00.000-07:00All those damn hos hanging out in the gardens. We...All those damn hos hanging out in the gardens. We have that problem here in DC, too. I heard scarecrows do the trick.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9841971.post-1159826502945765432006-10-02T15:01:00.000-07:002006-10-02T15:01:00.000-07:00My sister started asking my mom questions like, "w...My sister started asking my mom questions like, "what's a handjob?" after she heard Jay Leno make a joke about them on TV.<BR/><BR/>Yep. I thought it was funny then.<BR/><BR/>Now that I have a daughter, I'm hoping we can just skip that particular conversation.Jonathon Morganhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08442322427062128683noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9841971.post-1159805313663691962006-10-02T09:08:00.000-07:002006-10-02T09:08:00.000-07:00oh man, instant classic! between the missy elliot ...oh man, instant classic! between the missy elliot lyrics and the perfect final kiyomi quote... can't tell if i sucked more coffee into my nose or laughed more out onto my keyboard. <BR/><BR/>thank you spm, thank you.<BR/>-kbAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9841971.post-1159797929631445062006-10-02T07:05:00.000-07:002006-10-02T07:05:00.000-07:00Tee hee hee! WHEW! Thank goodness that potential...Tee hee hee! WHEW! Thank goodness that potential crisis was averted.High Desert Divahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11398064827212482921noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9841971.post-1159795244808240902006-10-02T06:20:00.000-07:002006-10-02T06:20:00.000-07:00(-: Just found your blog. I am bookmarking it and ...(-: <BR/><BR/>Just found your blog. I am bookmarking it and coming back for more!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9841971.post-1159792033115135062006-10-02T05:27:00.000-07:002006-10-02T05:27:00.000-07:00*snort*I love it.I'm still waiting for Hailey to a...*snort*<BR/><BR/>I love it.<BR/><BR/>I'm still waiting for Hailey to ask me what Lady Lumps are.<BR/><BR/>Truthfully I'm not even sure myself.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9841971.post-1159791693935143952006-10-02T05:21:00.000-07:002006-10-02T05:21:00.000-07:00I said to my husband last night"look at those thre...I said to my husband last night"look at those three cute kids, we made them?! My oldest who knows said "gross I don't want to think about you making us" Now I have to watch everything I say.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9841971.post-1159764563934035212006-10-01T21:49:00.000-07:002006-10-01T21:49:00.000-07:00Why don't I get so lucky? Driving to school one mo...Why don't I get so lucky? Driving to school one morning, my son recently asked me what that song "My humps" is about. And, after I tried figuring out who exposed his innocent, little six-year-old ears to it, I was ready to say it was a song about a camel. UNTIL my daughter chimed in from the backseat with "My lovely LADY lumps." Suddenly the camel story just sounded lame.Catherinehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00234102836517506471noreply@blogger.com