tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9841971.post114587340995270667..comments2024-03-12T00:36:02.830-07:00Comments on sweatpantsmom: It's Time To Rumble!sweatpantsmomhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02501471972355692992noreply@blogger.comBlogger73125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9841971.post-59654774382587281682007-08-08T11:56:00.000-07:002007-08-08T11:56:00.000-07:00How about, "You know, usually people that are as u...How about, "You know, usually people that are as unattractive as you try to make up for it with personality."?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9841971.post-91777764109272942082007-05-11T16:29:00.000-07:002007-05-11T16:29:00.000-07:00I know this is an old post but a nice resounding b...I know this is an old post but a nice resounding bitch slap would have been sweet. Not to mention appropriately named.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9841971.post-1162573425601230062006-11-03T09:03:00.000-08:002006-11-03T09:03:00.000-08:00Dave Barry once wrote a great column on the proble...Dave Barry once wrote a great column on the problems of not having a great comeback ready. And I can really relate, although I do have a lot of fun telling my friends the rude comment WITH my brilliant comeback included after the fact. But you know, here in Mauritania (desert country where I live) to be told you've gained weight is actually one of the greatest compliments. No really. So live it up! Beam at her, tell her thanks, you've been trying to. Although I like a lot of the other options people have come up with...Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9841971.post-1150995682970345452006-06-22T10:01:00.000-07:002006-06-22T10:01:00.000-07:00The next time you see this woman, just look at her...The next time you see this woman, just look at her stomach or thighs with an almost amazed, disgusted look like they are growing in front of your eyes. Be pleasant. But even do a double take to "gawk" at a certain part of her body. Obviously she has issues and you staring at her like that will have her sleepless for days and she will remember the look on your face for years while she is in the gym beating herself up. She sounds like a real bitch. Be sweet to her but mess with her mind.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9841971.post-1150581033807000892006-06-17T14:50:00.000-07:002006-06-17T14:50:00.000-07:00"...but I see you still haven't gained any tact. ..."...but I see you still haven't gained any tact. I'd be happy to give you a few pounds of mine, do you think you could manage not to burn them off this time?" Would have been mine. <BR/><BR/>I generally am very uncouth in this situation and I say things like, "well, that was rude. why would you ever say something like that?" <BR/><BR/>When wit fails due to absoulute horror, always fall back on honesty or pose a question.<BR/><BR/>REMEMBER THIS.<BR/><BR/>You can always say, "What do you mean?" while buying time. It puts people on the spot and makes them explain their rudeness.icancarryallthebagsandthebabiestoohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02092919063325046800noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9841971.post-1147198518425698412006-05-09T11:15:00.000-07:002006-05-09T11:15:00.000-07:00I am sorry this happened but I do love the way you...I am sorry this happened but I do love the way you tell it. <BR/><BR/>My plan - Get a business car for a plastic surgeon. Next time you see her act all excited and say "Oh hi! I was hoping I would see you because I wanted to give you this card. From what I hear this doctor is great. With all the years the divorce has put on you, it cant hurt right?" *wink wink* "By the way - how's dating again at your age? Must be a bitch, huh? I am SOOOO glad my marriage didnt fall apart."Miguelitahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10134489935342720776noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9841971.post-1146541250190139022006-05-01T20:40:00.000-07:002006-05-01T20:40:00.000-07:00It totally reminds me of one of my favorite Seinfe...It totally reminds me of one of my favorite Seinfeld episodes where George comes up with the perfect comeback and then tries to reorchestrate the scene so he can use it. "Oh yeah? Well the jerk store called and they're all out of you!" Hysterical!<BR/><BR/>I do the same thing, and think of one after. It drives me nuts. I think saying something like, "And I see you're still a really tactless impolite gym-obsessed freak. Good day!"Crazy MomCathttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05383009402644406924noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9841971.post-1146521398025347652006-05-01T15:09:00.000-07:002006-05-01T15:09:00.000-07:00Congrats on your well deserved award! I think this...Congrats on your well deserved award! <BR/><BR/>I think this woman offered the worst insult that anyone could ever say to her because she was caught off guard when you called her out for her previous faux pas.<BR/><BR/>She is not worth your time of day.ms bluehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06997925420763913039noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9841971.post-1146516463030390142006-05-01T13:47:00.000-07:002006-05-01T13:47:00.000-07:00Oh, how I love this post! I'm going to read it aga...Oh, how I love this post! I'm going to read it again after I vote for the "Bite me, skank whore" line. If you practice it enough, it will come out like butta. Maybe you could learn it in Spanish so you wouldn't feel rude but avenged for damn sure.<BR/><BR/>Congrats on the Perfect Post Award. I fI would have read this, I would have awarded you myself!Kimberlyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14084242509519566587noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9841971.post-1146506089382389392006-05-01T10:54:00.000-07:002006-05-01T10:54:00.000-07:00I find a simple, "What did you say?" and then if t...I find a simple, "What did you say?" and then if they have the balls to repeat it, a slightly wounded look and a "Wow. That's the rudest thing anyone's said to me in as long as I can remember!" works wonders...<BR/><BR/>Congrats on your perfect post award! You deserve it!Suburban Turmoilhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14788867412080827567noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9841971.post-1146503145081031032006-05-01T10:05:00.000-07:002006-05-01T10:05:00.000-07:00Congrats of the perfect post award. I can see why...Congrats of the perfect post award. I can see why you were honored with it.<BR/>Wow, the gym-mom is a real gem. I'm glad you'll be prepared for your next encounter.Kristihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06674183841047522995noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9841971.post-1146293107320927292006-04-28T23:45:00.000-07:002006-04-28T23:45:00.000-07:00I've got it..you look closely at her and say, "Oh,...I've got it..you look closely at her and say, "Oh, I see you had some work done! It makes you look so much [pause] bet- er- <I>younger</I>!"Tina@ SendChocolateNowhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04756286418593037399noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9841971.post-1146292939291388842006-04-28T23:42:00.000-07:002006-04-28T23:42:00.000-07:00Besides, NOW you get even. You blog it..and say n...Besides, NOW you get even. You blog it..and say now what you couldn't say then. But you were a good model for your daughter...don't play her candy-ass games. Mean people are so not cool.<BR/><BR/>How annoying.Tina@ SendChocolateNowhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04756286418593037399noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9841971.post-1146255142144349582006-04-28T13:12:00.000-07:002006-04-28T13:12:00.000-07:00Bobita is right on - I immediately thought of the ...Bobita is right on - I immediately thought of the Seinfeld, "jerk store!" episode, so we know this is a problem as old as humanity as Rick28 has just pointed out. I once had a very classy co-worked who would say to rude comments (and it really is a "one-size-fits-all" comeback), "Wow. You must be really, really unhappy with yourself." And then walk away.Teacher ladyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11672531047040896495noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9841971.post-1146219428171588942006-04-28T03:17:00.000-07:002006-04-28T03:17:00.000-07:00Mankind has battled with this problem since the da...Mankind has battled with this problem since the dawn of time, but then they didn't have the insult-o-matic.<BR/><BR/>I have the problem that sometimes I come out with a great comeback and regret it afterwards and other times I have your problem of coming up with the goods too late.yorksdevilhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09178024703114221535noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9841971.post-1146168361671675492006-04-27T13:06:00.000-07:002006-04-27T13:06:00.000-07:00LOL, I'm sorry I'm not laughing AT you but it was ...LOL, I'm sorry I'm not laughing AT you but it was a great story. I have the slowest wit in the world! I am starting to write down the comebacks as I think of them and carry them on an index card in my purse. Yeah that'll shut them up, me reading from a cue card.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9841971.post-1146166164238767152006-04-27T12:29:00.000-07:002006-04-27T12:29:00.000-07:00I'm weighing Skank ass ho bag vs. self-absorbed ba...I'm weighing Skank ass ho bag vs. self-absorbed barbie. Can't decide which I like better.Carolyn S.https://www.blogger.com/profile/16460383065056980157noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9841971.post-1146158509320409812006-04-27T10:21:00.000-07:002006-04-27T10:21:00.000-07:00What a b*tch.Women like here are like legion where...What a b*tch.<BR/><BR/>Women like here are like legion where I live.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04857256432575107386noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9841971.post-1146150994387161542006-04-27T08:16:00.000-07:002006-04-27T08:16:00.000-07:00You could say, "Wow, I didn't know women get recee...You could say, "Wow, I didn't know women get receeding hairlines. Hey did you know that they have hair plugs now?" That was too funny!Sassyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08083256647809098762noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9841971.post-1146150749752040302006-04-27T08:12:00.000-07:002006-04-27T08:12:00.000-07:00I have a standard come-back line for stuff like th...I have a standard come-back line for stuff like that.<BR/><BR/>"Wow. That was rude."Karen Bodkinhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02648840299789088421noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9841971.post-1146148086817579022006-04-27T07:28:00.000-07:002006-04-27T07:28:00.000-07:00Great story! I'm not good with comeback lines that...Great story! I'm not good with comeback lines that quick either. It all comes to me way too late.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9841971.post-1146147126393536542006-04-27T07:12:00.000-07:002006-04-27T07:12:00.000-07:00I think this woman means well, but if it were me I...I think this woman means well, but if it were me I would stear clear of her as much as possible.Garyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11104981732733112853noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9841971.post-1146114575249908342006-04-26T22:09:00.000-07:002006-04-26T22:09:00.000-07:00Oooh, ok! How 'bout this? (yes, I also had to th...Oooh, ok! How 'bout this? (yes, I also had to think a while before coming up with anything)<BR/><BR/>"Care to repeat that?" (cool stare)<BR/><BR/>If she repeats it: Wow, you're rude! (big smile)<BR/><BR/>If she does not repeat: Didn't think so! (big smile)<BR/><BR/>I think people like that will torture themselves over any encounter if you end on a smile. :)girlhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07800442499502913996noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9841971.post-1146087652371704592006-04-26T14:40:00.000-07:002006-04-26T14:40:00.000-07:00That's really horrible, you should have said, "And...That's really horrible, you should have said, "And you need cosmetic surgery!"Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9841971.post-1146086152565836602006-04-26T14:15:00.000-07:002006-04-26T14:15:00.000-07:00One time I was doing stand-up comedy and a guy was...One time I was doing stand-up comedy and a guy was heckling me. I hadn't been heckled in a very very long time so I had absolutely no retort until I finally responded with calling him "Pigfucker" to no response. That's what people pay the big admission price for folks. Pig fucker!BabyonBoredhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05988664515214410933noreply@blogger.com