tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9841971.post111811133875864280..comments2024-03-12T00:36:02.830-07:00Comments on sweatpantsmom: Here's the storyOf a cranky lady...sweatpantsmomhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02501471972355692992noreply@blogger.comBlogger4125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9841971.post-1147382981437360212006-05-11T14:29:00.000-07:002006-05-11T14:29:00.000-07:00This is a long overdue comment but bear with me, I...This is a long overdue comment but bear with me, I just discovered this blog (thank who? little.red.boat.com, that's who) and am reading the archives in one sitting. Anyway, my name is Masha and I actually spent 5 years growing up in the US and I got that line A LOT. Best (worst?) part is I never even saw the Brady Bunch. Much ado about nothing to end on saying that I feel for you. Really.M.https://www.blogger.com/profile/05173062793810923147noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9841971.post-1118270915212542752005-06-08T15:48:00.000-07:002005-06-08T15:48:00.000-07:00I think Anonymous Greg B is REALLY Anonymous Brad ...I think Anonymous Greg B is REALLY Anonymous <BR/>Brad Pitt in disguise. And Kilbassa is a fine name. <BR/>Kilbassa, Kilbassa, Kilbassa. You just have to say it three times. <BR/>As for you Marsha, you're over 40 and deserving of<BR/>an exotic, mysterious name, go ahead, pick a new <BR/>one, well at least when you're in Starbucks. <BR/>It'll be a little game to entertain yourself. Everyday <BR/>you can be someone different. Go ahead and order that Venti Mocha Fraputhingy with extra whipped cream and two extra long straws. Just remember what name you've given. When the girls are with you, let them pick a name or two. Try giving them a full name, with a hypen, and insist they write your entire name. Hey! Try calling yourself <BR/>Uma or Charlize, give the customers a thrill, until <BR/>they see you and think to themselves, "wow, she doesn't look like her name would be Uma" <BR/><BR/>Have some fun. But you can bet I'll never call your name more than twice. Love you! MagAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9841971.post-1118193912687771342005-06-07T18:25:00.000-07:002005-06-07T18:25:00.000-07:00No KIDDING you ARE kranky!!!!- get over yourself a...No KIDDING you ARE kranky!!!!- get over yourself already - I mean r u fer reel!!<BR/><BR/>You know there are children in Africa who would give their right arm and a horribly stubbed and calloused big toe to have a cute American name like MARSHA!<BR/><BR/>And if they had been blessed with that easy to pronounce and spell famous American TV name they would most certainly cherish being carried around through the muddy dung filled village streets on the shoulders of the most absolutely cutee-est most promising Teenage Ninja warrior lion hunters (oops!! mixing cultural stereotypes again, my bad!) All the while village children would follow in a mad closing rush chanting in a cascading hypnotic rhythm... Marsha Marsha Marsha... - until way past their bedtimes and the last traces of golden light flitter away in the evening sky. <BR/><BR/>BUT NoooOOOOOO!!! <BR/><BR/>Instead of being thankful that your name was not Kilbassa Yahwatzittooya -- you go ahead and berate poor innocent PTA moms who really only desire to impress upon someone, anyone that they DO have an attractive, beguiling, interesting off beat sense of humor and therefore they are worthy of even the teeny tiniest of P.C. giggles (even though their filandering husbands don't find them funny anymore). <BR/><BR/>And you!! You turn on that innocence thrashing and snarling.<BR/><BR/>I ask you... what would Marsha do?<BR/><BR/>To all you Marsha's all over these United States of America... shame on you!! - all of you!!<BR/><BR/>Gawd, I need a real life.<BR/><BR/>Toodles Marsh,<BR/><BR/>Greg B.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9841971.post-1118161399159075972005-06-07T09:23:00.000-07:002005-06-07T09:23:00.000-07:00Why don't you just give them another name. That's...Why don't you just give them another name. That's what I do. Something nice and simple so they can spell it and say it. Makes life so much easier.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com